So I Guess I'm Making My Nickelodean Debut On Gronk's New Show 'Crashletes' This Friday Night

Reader Email: Your Clip On Nickelodean’s Crashletes!

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I am writing to let you know that your clip will be airing on Crashletes on Friday July the 8th at 7pm on Nickelodeon! Please see attached some promotional images we created for you to post on your social media sites leading up to the premiere of your episode and, one specifically made for the day of.

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Team Crashletes

In a more fair world I’d already be a champion of GUTS, Legends Of The Hidden Temple, and Double Dare, but can’t win ‘em all. Or any. I guess we’ll have to settle with my Nickelodean debut for Gronk meatsticking his way through the English language describing good ol’ Smitty. And of course the clip they’re talking about is when Holly Mangold boomed me to the moon in the Oklahoma Drill at a wedding.

It’s not our first rodeo trying to wrangle that bull on TV. We’ve already taken our talents to MTV on Ridiculousness.

From the Oklahoma at a wedding blog from the Summer

Nice to see I can make all the 10-12 year old’s watching this live squirt the Ssips out of their noses. Anything that can give fun-sized skateboarder Rob Dyrdek material to contribute absolutely nothing to is a plus. Consider it charity work. Now maybe some network honcho can help with those grass stains that still riddle my only suit. It’s the least they can do over there.

I said it before and I’ll send it again, that’s the last time I, or anyone should attempt to slow down the tank that is Holly Mangold. My shoulder hurts every time I look at that. That broad can chug, too. Not a good look overall for me that fateful evening.